Once again, are these true? Why or why not? :P
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. Guys are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
16. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
24. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
25. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
26. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Bakit ba. Co ed na again in a few weeks!
I had fun today with my future schoolmates :)
[Edit: I want to answer this.]
WHO WAS YOUR LAST?
1. What did your last text message say?
= "Baby, we're in vincible "
2. Person/s you hang out with?
= Ash, Jonika, Bea, Caren, Lea
3. Rode in a car with?
= People I don't know. Nag-commute ako :P { A jeep is not a car?}
4. Went to the movies with?
= Kyza, Jai, Paolo, Maqui. Iron Man!, Kahlil Kaimo :>
5. Went to the mall with?
= Mom and Smiley :)
6. You talked on the phone with?
= Hmm. Either Ash, Mabel or Jonika.
7. Made you laugh?
= Someone :)
8. Last person you told and/or they told you they loved you?
= Someone :)
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R.
1. pierce your nose or tongue?
= Tongue?
2.Be serious or be funny?
= Serious. I want someone funny to make me laugh :)
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
= Whole.
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
= Get shot. Suffer less.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
= Enemies naman. Saya pala mang-away eh. I have been arguing with people the whole week.
. A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you love anyone?
= yes :)
2. Sun or moon?
= Moon. I don;t know why. Psychoanalyze me.
3. Winter or Autumn?
= Autumn. May favorite video ako ni Aaron Carter nun eh, fall. haha.
4. left or right?
= Right.
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
= two bestfriends:)
6. Sunny or rainy?
= Sunny! I want a picnic. :)
. A B O U T . Y O U
1. Age: 17 na. :D
2. Where do you live?
= QC
3. How many kids do you WANT?
= 2. One boy, one girl.
4. Do you want to get married?
= yes :)
5. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
= Twirl.
6. Have you ever eaten spam?
= yes.
7. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
= 2.
8. Do you cook?
= Of course. Let me cook for you.
9. Current mood?
= Excited.
I N . T H E . L A S T . 48 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U.
1.kissed someone?
= NOPE haha.
2. Been hugged?
= yes.:)
3. Felt stupid?
= As always.
4. Missed someone?
= YES :(
5. Danced Crazy?
= I did! OMGZZZ
6. Gotten your hair cut?
= Nope.
7. Cried?
= Nope
. S T U F F .
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
= NO.
2. Do you have a dog?
= Used to :(
3. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
= For now, alone.
4. Do you believe in ghosts?
= Hmm.
5. Do you consider yourself creative?
= :)
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 
